On trolls

Do better. For fuck’s sake, if you can’t even put someone down properly on the internet how the hell do you expect to make it in the real world? Are you even trying?

Some basic reading comprehension skills would increase your effectiveness immediately. It might even make it easier for you to fill out that job app for Hooters’ line cook.

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Also, I work with *actual* children and even they know the word you don’t have the balls to muster. Do. Better. If you’re going to go for something that big, don’t puss out mid-syllable. Dumb inbred Nazi dick sucker. Your mother taught you how to take a punch and get wet. Can’t wait to support your brain damaged children with a Universal Basic Income.

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